The first thing I do every morning when I log into my work e-mail is check the new status messages put up by everyone on my chat list. There are a particular few, for whom I wait everyday to update their status. They usually come up with really witty one liners. It doesn't really matter to me if it is taken from another site or if it is original. I am entertained and thats about it.
Today I came across these:
AM: The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing.
JC: When you face choices, just toss a coin. Not because it settles the question, but while the coin is in the air, you will know what your heart is hoping for.(This one I really like)
KN: "Wise men talk coz they have something to say ; Fools talk coz they have to say something"(Said by a true fool :D)
LR: I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it! .... Dedicated to SP n her never ending so called diets. (This could also very well be dedicated to me!!)
UG: The only real diet: If it tastes good ... spit it out. (Nice)
SP: I don't wanna fall in love. I'd rather fall in chocolate!
CP: Woman : Do you think Man deserves me? Devil : No....I think he deserves something much better !!! (Disclaimer : The author is not responsible for the comments by the Devil. Viewer discretion is advised)
VG: I'm tired of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're headed, and meet up with them later.
So do u agree? Isn't it a great way to start a boring work day ??!!!!
And lastly.. Here's mine -
“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one.”
SO TRUE!!!
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