What kinda drunk?

Haha ! Loved this cartoon. Found it here.

The kinda drunks I hate:

- Weepy (totally no-no, I'd run twenty miles from people who go into a deep depression after drinking, Please don't bore me with how sad your life is, why your bf/gf broke up with u etc. Thanks.)

- Pukey (Gosh, reminds me of college. I understand when ur new to drinking a lot you end up overdoing it and that results in throwing up all over the place. But dude, its NOT ok if thats what ur doing ALL the time. Grow up. Learn to hold ur drink down. I don't want you all over my bathroom/carpet/bed/floor whatever.)

- Sloppy (Same explanation as above. Might end up doing more damage to glasses, bottles, chinaware and anything remotely breakable. Including my foot. Just stay away.)

- Horny (Well, unless ur my Fella, or wanna get beaten up really bad by him, stay away too. I don't wanna be blamed for ur sad demise.)

- Angry (I still haven't met anyone who is angry after a few drinks. Thank god for that.)

Huggy, Happy and Chatty I can deal with. Actually I enjoy chatty and happy. And when I'm with close friends I am usually all three. So You've been given enough warning and now know better. 

Don't make me hit you please.

Just curious - What kinda drunk are YOU ??